Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!)







May 2018
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High-quality hilarity with comedians David GborieOJ Patterson and Richard Toomer as they, and special guest, comedian Jane Harrison, talk about a pampering simulation that went so, so right.

Engineered by A.S.H. Clayton.
Recorded at the Sylvan International Space Station in San Francisco

Direct download: Blaqstronauts_X_FINAL-2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:18pm PDT

Assigned to salvage a lifeless wreckage of botched discovery, the Blackstronauts make a revelation that will change Station 713 forever...

Join David Gborie, OJ Patterson and newly appointed Blackstronaut Richard Toomer as they immerse and reeducate themselves with a youthful exploration.

Engineered by A.S.H. Clayton. 

Direct download: blaqstronauts_IX_FINAL-2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:06pm PDT

It gets lonely in space but you always have family. Our ebony heroes embark on an exploration of the heart with comedian Chris Riggins, who invited the Cosbynauts into his domicile for a home-cooked meal. Listen in on the retelling of adorable precociousness, (im)maturity and a meeting at a Berkeley club that changed two lives by creating two others. 

Direct download: Blaqstronauts_7-3.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:54am PDT

Bullets and pressurized areospace capsules are rarely a fair congregation. Nonetheless, the Blackstronauts take to firearms alongside Sylvan Production's Justin Gomes of high velocity in zero-gravity. Josh Androsky, noted Los Angeleno and Skateboard Rabbi, arrives midway through the explosive conversation. Collectively, the four discuss zombies, gun laws, Brits, tits, and why it's a bad idea to shoot first and ask questions later. 

Direct download: Blqstrnts6FINALfinal_4.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:09am PDT

The Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant's enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was. 

Direct download: Episode_5__Giants_w__Andrew_Holmgren.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 10:50am PDT

The Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!) have just come in contact with Charlie Murphy Matter (i.e. dark matter), corrupting their instruments and marooning them into the clutches of the solar system. They're currently on a collision course with San Francisco, Tuesday 11/27, at Space 1582 on 1582 Folsom St. They're asking you to please come out and see them co-headline the Negrolevity showcase hosted by Lyall Behrens. Please help, there's little time left.

Direct download: blackstronauts_promo_show.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:06pm PDT

A million disco lights across the obsidian basin of the sky, dead stars for dead nights for dead souls in far gone nightlife. Three spacemen (OJ Patterson, David Gborie, and Matt Louv) enter into a realm of exploration of which they know no expertise: "Da Club". This is the encapsulation of wine, crime and good times. 

Direct download: BlaqstronautsEp4Final_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:56pm PDT

In the deep recesses of the final frontier, two Astrotainers float toward the precipice of boredom and lethargy. To alleviate the hallow life of vacuum-living, they have invited friend and famed soprano, Amy Miller, to chat about Bay Area Choral Harmonies (B.A.C.H.) The result is classically a classic. 

Direct download: BLAQSTRONAUT_vol_IV.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:36pm PDT

A new feed of the Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts!) podcast is on the horizon, orbiting closer to your ear drums with every passing second. In anticipation of this docking, here is a little snippet from the cutting room floor wherein David, OJ and Amy talk about sex parties and Requiem for a Dream. Enjoy!

- OJ

Direct download: Promo_three.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:52pm PDT

In the stillness of night, with luna looming, David Gborie and OJ Patterson embark on a aural expedition with actress-comedian Clare O'Kane. Instruments are pointed to Laney College in Oakland where an impending production of "Alice in Oaksterland" crests over the horizon. Also discussed: phantom sphincters, wearing pants during a natural disaster and proper Apocalypse attire. 

Direct download: Blackstronauts_Episode_2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:26am PDT